It's time for a flush with zuPOO.
Due to our modern diets and high stress lifestyles, becoming "backed up" is a common concern. If you remain backed up for extended periods of time, you are at risk of retaining up to your last 8 meals the intestines. What have you eaten in your last 8 meals? zuPOO by UMZU is a thoroughly research-backed blend natural herbs, barks and clays meant to help smoothly release waste from the colon and help you start fresh. zuPOO has been used by 10,000's to cleanse waste, support weight loss, and improve digestion naturally.
Let's bridge the gap between health and humanity
We believe in the power of the body's ability to heal the individual, and that medication and surgery should be a last resort. The products and services we provide are designed to give the body what it needs to thrive, heal and repair naturally. We do this by integrating natural health and objective, research-backed education to provide people with everything their bodies need to operate at maximum potential.
The most important step in achieving our mission is to deliver proper health and nutritional education to the public. Unfortunately, public school health education is decades behind, and medical schooling tends to avoid nutritional education in order to test the theories behind the efficacy of pharmaceuticals in isolation.
We choose our products carefully and research them thoroughly before releasing to the public. If you choose not to start your health journey with UMZU, we still encourage you to browse the educational pieces below. The more you understand about your body, the better you will be able to take control of your own health.
The Problem with Poop
Did you know that you may be carrying between 5-20 pounds of poop in your intestines right now?
Here's the problem.
Humans are supposed to poop 3 times per day, but most do not.
The American diet is heavy in low-quality meat, milk and cheese
Dehydration is extremely common
Changes in routine can cause constipation - and we've all experienced this lately
Diets high in processed foods are regular - and those make you less regular
Stress levels are peaking
The Problem with Fast/Junk Food
Did you know that 36.6% of American adults consume fast food on any given day?
Here's the problem.
Fast food is dense in calories, contributing to obesity
Processed food often contains phthalates - chemicals that can interrupt how hormones act in your body.
Fast food is abnormally high in carbohydrates, with little nutritional value to back it up
The ingredients in fast food may lead to increased insulin resistance
Your fast food meal doesn't disappear when you eat it - it can remain in your body for up to a week
Consuming fast food and letting it sit in your colon can lead to acne, headaches, weight gain and bloating.
How the Digestive System Works
The bowel is part of your digestive system that works to digest the food you eat, absorb nutrients into the bloodstream, then process and expel waste the body cannot use.
The digestive system works by pushing food through the intestines, which usually takes between 24 to 72 hours.
Food first passes from the stomach to the small intestine, where nutrients and most liquids are absorbed.
From here, the remaining waste passes to the large intestine - also known as the colon.
The colon's main function is to store, process and get rid of waste.
In the colon, the health of gut flora can make or break the process of expelling waste.
Poor diet or regular stress can cause an imbalance of "good" and "bad" bacteria in the gut, which can in turn lead to a backed up colon.
Finally, when waste makes it through your colon to the rectum, a signal is triggered to the brain that the colon is full and a bowel movement is required.
NOTE: It is very important to listen to your body and let bowel movements pass when the brain is signaled.
What a Healthy Bowel Feels Like
In general, a healthy pace of bowel movements can vary from 3 times per day to 3 times per week depending on the individual.
As a rule of thumb, if your digestion and stomach feel good and you feel "finished" after each bowel movement, then you probably don't need to cleanse your colon.
If you struggle to pass waste or fall outside of the healthy rate of bowel movements, then consider a natural colon cleanse to flush out "bad" gut flora and start anew.
How Can a Supplement Help Cleanse?
zuPOO is a unique and potent blend of natural herbs and that help cause muscle contractions in the intestines to move stool through the bowels.
In addition, zuPOO contains Bentonite Clay, which absorb more waste as it travels through the bowels, leading to larger bowel movements.
Considerations During a Cleanse
Cleanses can be taxing on the body, so it is extremely important to ensure that you are replenishing both water and electrolytes while cleansing to prevent dehydration.
In addition, cleansing too often may teach your body "unlearn" how to poop with no assistance.
We recommend cleansing with zuPOO no more frequently than once every 90 days.
Considerations After a Cleanse
When considering zuPOO as a colon cleanse, know that it is just a step in the right direction.
zuPOO will help release any and all contents in the colon. After a cleanse, you should consider replenishing your gut flora with good probiotic bacteria and prebiotics to feed that bacteria and keep it flourishing.
This potent blend of vitamins, minerals, herbs and barks has one purpose and one purpose only - to flush waste out of your system.
Studies show that an average person is carrying waste from the last 8 meals. What have you eaten in the last 8 meals? How long do you want that in your system? Customers who take zuPOO typically experience a large passing of waste within 12-48 hours. Take zuPOO for a full 15 day cycle for a full flush of your gut.
Bentonite clay works to draw-out waste from the body in a gentle, natural way. It pulls the waste from your gut and intestines and passes it out into the toilet. It also contains a ton of beneficial nutrients, including calcium, magnesium, silica, sodium, copper, iron, and potassium. †
Aloe ferox is most notable for its colon cleansing benefits. As a natural laxative and colon cleanser, it is considered the strongest of the colon stimulating herbs. A 2004 study looking into the effects of Aloe ferox on irritable bowel syndrome found that 30% of the participants on the aloe showed either clinical remission or improvement. Only 1% of participants on the placebo exhibited the same results. Based on this study, it is thought that taking aloe for four weeks could reduce symptoms of IBS †
Cayenne Pepper Extract
Cayenne pepper has a hugely positive effect on the digestive system. Cayenne pepper helps produce saliva, which is important for good digestion as well as alleviating bad breath. It also stimulates the flow of enzyme production, which is essential for our digestive system to work properly. Cayenne pepper also stimulates gastric juices that aid the body’s ability to metabolize food and toxins.
Slippery Elm Extract
Subjects who took Slippery Elm experienced a 20 percent increase in bowel movement frequency and significant reductions in straining, abdominal pain and bloating, as well as improvements in stool consistency. Since slippery elm has the ability to improve digestion, this process can aid in weight loss.
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Questions about zuPOO:
How to use zuPOO?
How to use zuPOO:
Take 2 Capsules
With a full glass of water prior to bedtime. Continue to drink plenty of water throughout the day.
Wait 12-48 Hours
You may notice a buildup of gas over the first 12-24 hours. Expect a flushing of waste within 48 hours.
Take Consistently for 15 Days, Every 90 Days
Continue supplementing before bed for a full 15 days for a complete flush of the digestive system. We do not recommend taking zuPOO more frequently than one full cleanse per 90 days.
Is zuPOO safe?
zuPOO uses natural ingredients to safely cleanse the body from the inside out. You can expect your "excretions" to be much larger and softer than normal. zuPOO is considered a natural laxative.
Will zuPOO give me diarrhea?
zuPOO should not give you diarrhea; however, some individuals may experience softer stools than normal in the beginning days of the cleanse. It usually gives customers more frequent bowel movements that are "bulkier" than usual. This is your body excreting built up waste trapped inside your intestines.
Is it true that zuPOO can help trim down the waist?
Absolutely! Most of our customers see an almost immediate flattening of the stomach due to excreting built up waste and decreasing bloating and water retention.
How long should I take zuPOO?
We recommend taking zuPOO for 15 days at a time once every 90 days. After the cleanse is complete, we recommend filling your gut with probiotic bacteria from Floracil50, while feeding this gut bacteria with prebiotics from zuACV.
Does zuPOO help remove toxins?
It is commonly believed that the body is carrying between 5-20 pounds of excess waste in your intestines at all times. All of the toxins that you may encounter from food, water, or the environment can get build up and helping excrete them faster is important in our opinion to keep the body at peak performance.
Will I feel better mentally and physically after taking zuPOO?
Absolutely! zuPOO helps remove toxins and build up from the body naturally. Your gut health is extremely important and is where the majority of your immune system cells and neurotransmitters are made. When you improve gut health, you can expect to feel SUBSTANTIALLY better physically and mentally. You should feel sharper, less fatigue, and an overall sense of improved wellbeing throughout the day.
Does zuPOO help improve digestion? If so, is it just while I'm taking it?
zuPOO does improve digestion substantially. You will notice more frequent bowel movements while taking it and much more regular bowel movements for up to 2 weeks after. zuPOO gives your body the extra push to get all of the "junk" and "build up" out of your intestines.
Can I stack zuPOO with other supplements?
We recommend stacking zuPOO with other products! It's a great addition to any fat burner or wellness stack. If you stack it with fat burners like zuBURN, you can expect to appear leaner faster from reducing build up in the intestines and minimizing water retention. It will also help improve gut health which is key to pushing the body to optimize stored body fat as a fuel source.
NOTE: If you do choose to stack zuPOO with other supplements, we recommend stacking with other gut health supplements sequentially. zuPOO cleanses all kinds of bacteria from your gut, including probiotic bacteria, so you will likely see better results if you supplement with a probiotic like Floracil50 after your cleanse is complete.
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You might s*** yourself
This stuff works so well, it should come with a disclaimer and require a signature of consent before customers purchase it. All I can say is you better invest in a family pack of some high-quality toilet paper before you start taking this. Seriously, you are not ready for what is about to come out of you... The first 24 hours are the worst... DO NOT, under ANY circumstances, chance any farts in public for ANY reason, I don't care how bad your stomach is growling. You will **** your pants. Absolutely do not plan on going out on any dates until you have finished your cleansing cycle, there will be no second date. Also, if you choose to look at what you have created after you have expelled what has been sitting in your body for so long, you will have nightmares. Just flush and rush, do not investigate. But yeah, it works. You'll drop a few pounds and feel way leaner.
- Benjamin, Verified Buyer
Ahoy matey, it's my 3rd day of this 15 day voyage. "How intense could this be?" I asked, while awaiting orders on the **** deck, not knowing **** was a slumber away. By the dawn me arsehole responded "Thar she blows!" Not jusy any old scalawag can tell ye the stories I've seen at sea. Ahab hath seen nothing in comparison to the evasive brown whale. "YARG!" I belched while my belly chums the waters. The Pooquod was not equiped for such volatile movements! Toiletrie supplies are running low and me booty hole hath endured many a wave lad; this may be the last time I write. I'm penning this strapped to the porcelain crows nest, the old Bermuda Traingle screams sea shanties that echo off this porcelain tub. SAVE OUR SHIP! NAY, WE PUSH ON THROUGH WHATEVER WAVES CTHULHU CAN MUSTER! If this old salty dog don't make it, tell them I give Zupoo 5 stars for giving me a proper captains whirlpool.
- Eyrn A., Verified Buyer
Holy s***... literally!
The day after I took my first dose I was in the bathroom 8 times. This stuff will clear you out! BUT I never had any stomach pain or discomfort at all. I was consistently going at least 4 or 5 times a day the entire time I was on the supplement which was a little inconvenient given that I'm a teacher but hey I don't care! I lost 10 pounds in 2 weeks! Great stuff!
- Ryan W., Verified Buyer
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